Top of the bleepin’ morning to ya’ gamers! Looks like we’ve got some nice little teasers for Capcom’s upcoming title: Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition! Check out Josh Stone and Excella mow through zombies in the Mercenaries Reunion episode!
Checketh out mine video!
They’re not real, believe me.
With a name like Josh Stone, how could NOT be bad ass? Or a porn star.
Resident Evil 5: Gold Edition will be available for PS3 and Xbox 360 on March 9th, 2010. Do I smell a preorder?
Afternoon, gamers! Well, the Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Demo dropped today on Xbox Live, and guess what!? Yes, we’ve got gameplay footage for you. Watch the DasReviews team take all comers in EA’s newest online multi-player mayhem free-for-all! It’s fragalicious! We didn’t say exactly who’s getting fragged, but you can check it out in the video:
Fun. I seriously could spend a good portion of the day just blowing up buildings in a tank.
Battlefield: Bad Company 2 will be available on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 on March 2nd, 2010!
Good morrow, gamerinos! I’ve got some great new game videos here from Battlefield: Bad Company 2! Are you ready for some first-person shooter, multi-player mayhem!? You better be, because Bad Company 2, the sequel to the ever-popular Battlefield: Bad Company, is coming at you full force… with a vengeance! You know what I’m excited about? Destructible environments. You’ll see fences shattering, concrete walls chipping away, buildings being leveled…. what? Yes. Buildings. Being. Leveled. I’m not sure how long I have waited for a game where you can actually destroy the buildings! Can you imagine if they brought that idea to saaaaaayy…. an Incredible Hulk game? The implications reach far and wide.
Check the vid! (EDIT: The video may not be there anymore!)
Well, if that tickled you digital fancy, you’ll be glad to know that Battlefield: Bad Company 2 will be available on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360 on March 2nd, 2010! Preordering is advised!
Prithee, do Hearken unto me, game lords! I come with news of games on Xbox Live. A new developer called Halfbrick boards, upon a journey from which fun derives! Halfbrick, the development studio that brought you indie games Blastoff and Rocket Race enters the Xbox Live Arcade foray with Raskulls!
Raskulls is a fast-paced puzzle/platformer hybrid where players must smash their way through Tetris-like blocks in an effort to reach the finish line! But don’t just take my word for it!
Looks like fun, doesn’t it? While the single-player campaign itself may make this game a worthwhile buy, it seems the real gold is in its 4-way multiplayer mode. I’m having flashbacks of Bomberman, I am! My hour of vengeance is nigh!
Raskulls will be available on Xbox Live! Arcade sometime in 2010! More specific details as they become available!
Hey there, tech-gamers! Finally, concrete confirmation about the overgrown iPod! Price points released!
$499 for 16GB
$599 for 32GB
$699 for 64GB
To add 3G capabilities to any model adds another $130 to the price tag. Thus, making the most expensive iPad $829! Add in $30 dollars a month for unlimited data, and you’re spending enough to support an entire Sally Struthers commercial full of kids. Alternatively, they’re offering a 250MB data plan for $14.99. The good thing is, there are no contracts! You can activate any time right on the iPad and cancel at any time. Also… it’s unlocked. Yes… unlocked.
There’s WiFi and Bluetooth capability of course. Jobs touts a 10-hour battery life. That’s almost as long as the LOTR Extended Edition Boxed Set.
Also, the iPad will run iPhone apps, and 3rd party software. What dost ye have beneath thy hidden sleeve, apple?
I don’t know what it is, but whenever I hear iPad, I can’t help but thinking about feminine hygiene.
Per Mr. Jobs himself, you’ll be able to play happily with your iPad in about 60 days, which puts the release date at… the end of March! March 29! I’m calling it folks, Mortal Monday is now March 29th!
More as it breaks!
Ola to all that are health conscious,
I would like to think that I am a bit of a health nut! I try new vitamins and supplements, I eat rather healthy portions and of course I pound Red Bull like it’s being taken off the market tomorrow! But now, there is Vitamin Gum?
Watch below and see my review of the new Vitamin Inspired Gum:
Well, I would say that if you think it helps..maybe it does and that’s the master plan behind Vitamin “anything”? I guess it’s better that sugarless stride?! … maybe I will just stick to my Flintstones Chewables.
Today thousands of gamers will be rushing home, or calling out sick, to play Mass Effect 2. The latest and greatest from the powerhouse Bioware will no doubt be an award winning game. There will be great dialogue, an engaging story, a massive game world begging to be explored, and intense combat scenarios. Oh and hot space sex! There will also be a host of bugs as seen in every Bioware game.
Hey World Warriors! Looks like Capcom has announced a new definite street date for Super Street Fighter IV: April 27th, 2010 is the day all of us here in North America will enjoy some new fist-pounding action, SSF4-style.
Lucky you, Capcom also dropped a new trailer:
I dunno who makes their trailers, but he/she sure makes things look really, really badass.
Lucky you again, Capcom just released cover art!
Doesn’t it look like Ryu’s jowls are flailing in anger?
Save the date folks! April 27th, 2010, Super Street Fighter 4 will be available! Preorder are available for Xbox 360 and PS3!
Greetings Independent Gamers,
We’re hitting the afterlife with this fresh off the press review of the new action puzzle game called SOUL.
Soul features some real nice artwork, eerie sound effects and overall some decent game replay value.
Not bad for a whole buck, huh?!
::EDIT:: Sorry folks, should have done this earlier, but SPOILER ALERT!
Watch first, we’ll talk later. Hurry up before it disappears!
Hmmm. I’m not so sure I want to watch digital softcore. It’s like, the next evolution of cartoon porn. Follow me for a second here:
Heavy Metal > Jessica Rabbit > Hentai > Mass Effect 2 > Straight up in-engine gamer porn. Makes sense!
While I understand there’s a big community out there that’s into that (I know this because I’ve seen pictures of things I never wanted to see Marge Simpson doing), I can’t help but think that this is just plain weird! but I don’t know about you, but I already felt weird just watching digital characters kiss on screen. You guys remember Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, right?
Check it out at 3:58 in all its digital cootie-sharing glory. Straight to the kiss!
Also, I can’t help but thinking about these MoCap sessions. Rawr! And I’m sure Kleenex was a commodity at BioWare when Mass Effect 2 was in Development. Hey, at least they took the time to make it look great!
I suppose I should be thankful, though, that nobody decided to make sprite-based softcore porn back in the ’90s. Or did they?
Mass Effect 2 is set for release January 26, 2010! You can order it here.
