The Real Victims of Video Game Piracy

By on September 24, 2010

That’s right. Kittens are the real victims of video game piracy. ‘Why?’ you ask? It’s simple.

Pirates hate kittens. It’s true. When was the last time you saw a kitten on a pirate ship? “Oh, I’ve never been on a real pirate ship.” Well, I have and there is a distinct lack of kittens. Kittens are the mortal enemy of pirates. The real reason you didn’t know this is because all historical records have purged by the scourges of sea. Before, pirates were known as a bunch of fat bullies who cowered at the sight of a young feline. Now, they have gone down in history as the no-good-doers they are now known as.

So if you partake in video game piracy, you are increasing the demand of a product that is provided by a group of people that hate kittens. And by the laws of supply and demand, when demand goes up, supply must go up to fulfill that demand. How does supply go up? Pirates make more pirates. And more pirates means less kittens. So if you like kittens, you won’t pirate video games. At all.

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About David Scarpitta

I am a critical guy, and love to review and give my professional opinion on just about anything. Though have a love for tech/gaming and music alongside the cinema. You can catch me consulting and developing the net any day of the week.